I am at that part of my day where I cannot decide which of the following should occur:

A.) Happy Hour, alone?
B.) Shaking my tail feathers at the gym?
C.) Going home to my ‘fat pants’ and sleeping all night.

I am pretty sure this question is in some random Cosmo magazine, which will reveal what kind of an adult I am based on my specific response.

I can assure you that I am the kind of an adult who is going to make the incorrect choice for a Thursday work night.

Let’s be honest, I mean, it is BASICALLY the weekend.