Today I am leaving for Miami, Florida. Usually, I work out more than once a week, but thanks to having the worst ongoing sinus infection known to man, I am dying. Therefore, I have gone to the gym twice in the last two weeks. So, let me tell you how to get ready for a vacation when you are not motivated to work out.
Step One:

Apply fake tanner to the fat spots on your body, so that you look toned.

Banana Boat
That is it. That is the only step.

P.S. This Banana Boat self tanner is the bees knees of fake sculpting.